Elandon Roberts scores a touchdown and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

Charlie Sheen

I didn't really get this t-shirt, but it's awesome.  The Patriots are certainly not winning and Bill Belichick = not happy.  My man, my guy, my fullback, Elandon Roberts scores his first offensive touchdown and we talkin bout losing to the Dolphins?  Dog shit.  I was so excited watching Roberts run, I was running along with him, in my living room, dry humped the TV stand, then punched my Christmas tree, all in an expression of joy.  Mrs TC was away of course.  So now we have to play on wildcard weekend, are you shittin me?  It's not the Patriots losing that gets me, I can handle it.  It's the joy that other fanbases get out of it.  Maybe it's karma on me for ranting like a crazy person for so many years about how stupid, ass backwards and hopeless they are.  It could be that this just may not be the year, although every year seems like it is, amirite?  This is certainly not the best Patriots team we've seen, but they have character.  Every season seems to breed new, younger players that get hungry for that Lombardi trophy.