Game recap: Patriots @ Dolphins. Patriots throttle Dolphins 43-0

AP Photo/Lynne Sladky
Wow, the Dolphins are really bad.  I know the Patriots are other worldly right now, but gadzooks.  Watching Miami play was like *ear muffs kids* watching 2 really fat people have sex, slightly amusing, but gross.  Antonio Brown had his first TD, the Patriots defense had 2 TD's, Brady had a TD, Sony Michel had a TD.  This is getting repetitive. James White, TD.  Lost in all this mayhem, Steven Gostkowski missed 2 PAT's and one FG, boo-freakin-hoo.  We need something to complain about.


                      1 2 3 4
New England Patriots: 7 6 10 20
Miami Dolphins:       0 0 0 0

RECEIVING TAR REC YDS TD LG FPTS
A. Brown    8 4 56 1 20 11
J. Edelman  4 4 51 0 18 5
R. Burkhead 2 2 47 0 32 6
M. LaCosse  2 2 33 0 23 3
J. White    5 4 29 2 10 15
P. Dorsett  2 2 28 0 18 2
J. Gordon   5 2 19 0 14 1

RUSHING     ATT YDS TD LG FPTS
S. Michel   21 85 1 12 12
R. Burkhead 5 21 0 12 6
J. White    3 10 0 5 15
A. Brown    1 5 0 5 11
J. Develin  2 3 0 2 0
J. Edelman  1 1 0 1 5
T. Brady    2 1 1 1 34

Pissa,
TC

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