Today in WTF moments: Rob Gronkowski's erotic novel
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"Author" Lacey Noonan has expressed her love for Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski in a way that, I would assume, few people would - an erotic novel.
The soon-to-be masterpiece is titled "A Gronking To Remember" and can be purchased on Amazon in Kindle format for the incredibly low price of $7.19. So if you're looking to get your favorite Patriots fan a late (and cheap!) holiday gift, or if you're looking for a new book to read for yourself, this is sure to be a good one. I mean, it's Gronk. Why wouldn't it be good?
Is it weird that I sort of want to read this....? If nothing else, just for the jokes I can make out of it. I need to buy myself a Kindle. I have a feeling this story will come off as being funnier than it would serious.
Also, do yourself a favor and read the reviews. They're great. I think I'm going to work "Gronking" into my regular vocabulary from here on out.
Original article via NESN.com
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