Chad Johnson is back at it, but bad at mathematics

Via montrealalouettes.com

WR Chad Johnson is finally starting to look happy! Why would a 36 year old, six time pro bowler, who is barely playing for a CFL team be happy, you ask?

Lets face it. Life for Chad Johnson has been grim as of late. Perhaps its going from playing in front of 65,000+ to playing in the Canadian Football League, or maybe its Johnson’s realization that suddenly its not so ironic that he is driving a Toyota Prius to work everyday. Whatever it is that’s been bugging Chad, its been down right SAD.

That was until Friday! When WR Chad Johnson of the Montreal Alouettes in the CFL scored his first TD since the 2011 season when he played for the New England Patriots. A touchdown that from what I could tell was probably incomplete. After he scored Johnson even hugged the unimpressed line judge, thanked him, and reportedly told him he loved him.

After the game, reporters from montrealalouettes.com asked Johnson what it felt like to score his first professional TD in THREE YEARS? to which Johnson replied: “How long ? No. I Don’t know how long its been, but it was cool.”

Ummmm what? its 2014 Chad, and unless my math is as bad as your ability to catch a football. Yes it has in fact been 3 years.