Bernard Pollard says Broncos turn off hot water in showers

"And coach, could you believe that after just a five hour shower, the hot water shut off!?" (photo via nashvilleledger.com)

First Spygate, then Bountygate, then Playbookgate! Well Mr. Bernard Pollard has uncovered an even more threatening ‘gate’: Showergate.

Yes, the Patriots killer himself has discovered the secret to the Broncos success against his Tennessee Titans last year. And it was just as simple as shutting off the hot water.

Via ESPN:

“You know the hot water was working before the game, then all of a sudden after the game it’s not working? They are bringing in millions or almost billions of dollars a year. I’m sorry, but that was a switch that was hit. Just like the Super Bowl [lights], that was a switch that was hit.”

Yup. That’s it Bernard! You got them. Your Titans lost to the Broncos 51-28 because you couldn’t take a long hot shower after the game. Man, imagine if they had let you taken a hot shower! You might have held the Broncos to a mere 40 points! But alas, you didn’t. I'm also not sure why a post game shower would help you win the game but who am I to judge.

Maybe when you play again next year you’ll show them what happens when you can enjoy the warmth of a shower for the appropriate length of time. But most likely the better team will destroy the far worst team. That tends to happen in sports.

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